When Logos Attack!
Hire Us or We’ll Smash Your Face In
Clearly they’re not concerned with presenting a friendly face to the public. You’ll hire them, or it’s shoveling time. I guess it’s shoveling time either way.
UPDATE: The image we posted became the top Google image search result when searching for this contractor. They called us and were upset that our posting of their own advertisement would hurt their business. They also didn’t like the caption, but hey, look at that dude. He’s going to smash your face in! I blacked out their identifying info. I like my face the way it is, thanks.
The Water We-Take-Your-Money Bureau
Only a city service could get away with this. The name says it all: They’re set up to collect money, providing water is not the first priority.